http://www.wiccanchicken.com/wiccanchicken Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:14:54 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The original NASA satellite photo had a smudge on it - WiccanChicken.com got the UNTOUCHED, CLEAR photo of the ACTUAL HAND OF GOD reaching through the cosmos for...something. Perhaps He is holding the Meaning of Life? Perhaps....dinner? You decide. (click to view full sized image) http://www.wiccanchicken.com/wiccanchicken/?p=83 http://www.wiccanchicken.com/wiccanchicken/?p=81 HorrorScopes May 30 - June 5By Wiccan Chicken & Pagan PenguinAries (March 21-April 19). Warming something frozen up in the microwave does not make you a chef. Besides, roadkill should really be grilled or at least deep fried in lard.Taurus (April 20-May 20). Your ass has exceeded the weight ... http://www.wiccanchicken.com/wiccanchicken/?p=80 The [Jersey] Devil's Playthings:Food and Its Lack of Pyramidsby J.D., Devil ExtraordinaireYou know what? Things are too complicated. Specifically, food.The other day, my wife, Sphinx, was saying I should eat more salad, because it has fruits and vegetables in it. And I said, there’s no fruit, it’s all vegetables: tomato, ... http://www.wiccanchicken.com/wiccanchicken/?p=79 Weekly HorrorScopes May 23-29By Wiccan Chicken & Pagan PenguinAries (March 21-April 19). No, you can't ease your financial woes by selling your half-eaten sandwich on E-bay.Taurus (April 20-May 20). You will watch Watermelon Nights about 35 times before you start weeping because you aren't a cute, happy, singing watermelon...you're ... http://www.wiccanchicken.com/wiccanchicken/?p=78 Weekly HorrorScopes May 16-22By Wiccan Chicken & Pagan PenguinAries (March 21-April 19). You should try to de-stress by taking a leisurely walk, meditating, or practicing some light yoga. If you don't, your heart will explode inside of your chest and they will find your rotting corpse permanently adhered to ... http://www.wiccanchicken.com/wiccanchicken/?p=77 Weekly HorrorScopes May 9-May 15By Pagan "Penny" PenguinSpecial Note: Since Wiccan Chicken has a major beak surgery this week. I will be handling the HorrorScopes, so don't worry, they won't be watered down by his P.C. sensibilities. You'll get nothin' but the truth, kids.Today's Birthday (May 9). You're an assface.Aries ... http://www.wiccanchicken.com/wiccanchicken/?p=76 Weekly HorrorScopes May 2-8By Wiccan Chicken & Pagan PenguinToday's Birthday (May 2). You will be desperately craving attention all week, so you’ll post numerous MySpace bulletins threatening to commit suicide due to your lousy, lonely birthday. For once, friends will actually respond to your pleas and offer you helpful ... http://www.wiccanchicken.com/wiccanchicken/?p=75 The Free Glitter Graphic that Says it All http://www.wiccanchicken.com/wiccanchicken/?p=74 Weekly HorrorScopes April 25-May 1stBy Wiccan Chicken & Pagan PenguinToday's Birthday (April 24). Happy Birthday to you and Barbra Streisand! I see that neither of you have received nose jobs for your birthday. That's too bad.Aries (March 21-April 19). Your judgment will be clouded by a mysterious source. It’s ... http://www.wiccanchicken.com/wiccanchicken/?p=73